Talking to you is messing with my mind. Do you know it took me a moment to realize you didn't mean "seeing anyone" as an euphemism?
Despite this, you're welcome to come crash any time. You know I've got plenty of beer, snacks and video games to distract your worries. Or we could just go to the gym. Whatever.
I'd call "wuss" about the camper thing, but it's not like I'm some hardcore woodsman either. I have legitimately camped, sans camper, a few times. And I've taken a course on wilderness survival, because I was curious. It was years ago, though.
Aaaaand now I'm imagining barnacles or rocks using computers. Or smart-phones. That might be funnier.
Telling him that would be far more entertaining in person. Then you could see his expression.
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Date: 2013-01-06 11:26 pm (UTC)Do you know it took me a moment to realize you didn't mean "seeing anyone" as an euphemism?
Despite this, you're welcome to come crash any time. You know I've got plenty of beer, snacks and video games to distract your worries. Or we could just go to the gym. Whatever.
I'd call "wuss" about the camper thing, but it's not like I'm some hardcore woodsman either. I have legitimately camped, sans camper, a few times. And I've taken a course on wilderness survival, because I was curious. It was years ago, though.
Aaaaand now I'm imagining barnacles or rocks using computers. Or smart-phones. That might be funnier.
Telling him that would be far more entertaining in person. Then you could see his expression.