Leave me out of your devious seduction plans. I don't have any good marks for you.
Why don't you just check for a University club on something like wilderness survival. They've got clubs for just about anything. Then you can try and woo someone into a few lessons.

I know a little about roughing it. 'm no expert though.

True facts, if they're alive they'll be together. It hurts my brain for you to equate them though.
"Barnacle. Rock. Same thing right? I mean they are stuck together."