I'm actually pretty glad that we don't know where Javert is. My head tells me that Enjolras wouldn't want us dispensing vigilante justice; the rest of me says that anyone who wants to revel in the deaths of college kids and harass their friends really needs a good kick or three.

You'll look great while you're kicking the shit out of me, I'm sure. :p I promise to point out everyone who's potentially attractive to you, as well. I would like to protest that I'm pretty much equal opportunity when it comes to appreciating the human form. Any gender can be appreciated.

And I know better than to do a drinking game with you. I just can't match you and R, not without some hidden edge. And heaven forbid we were anywhere public. As much as I'm sure you'd intend to get me home in one piece, I suspect someone would be bailing us all out of jail.